| Pretty nondescript weekend in college
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| | comeback.
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| football, eh? Thursday doesn't count
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| | Oh, and DT Glenn Dorsey is a friggin'
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| towards the weekend, lads. Yeah, the Big
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| | man-imal.
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| East may have been decided, the Big Two
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| | - Weird, Notre Dame didn't cover again.
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| had minor scares, and some old guy got
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| | And if Brady Quinn wins the Heisman, I'll
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| mugged on the Penn State sideline. Oh,
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| | puke. I know that no one wants to win the
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| wait. That was Joe Pa. My bad. But I will
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| | award this year, but there's no way he
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| say that had to be the most
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| | gets it over Mike Hart. And yes, I know
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| unintentionally funny moment involving a
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| | Troy Smith will win it, but my vote goes
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| senior citizen and a collision since Bob
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| | to Hart. That guy is carrying the
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| Dole lost his battle with gravity in
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| | Wolverines.
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| California in 1996.
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| | - Do you think Iowa State missed Stevie
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| Granted, it was nice to see a football
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| | Hicks? Note to self: always bet against a
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| player in Tennessee not named "Pac Man"
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| | team that just lost its senior leader and
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| getting arrested for a bar fight, and
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| | best offensive player.
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| it's always nice when Butch Davis is
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| | - How about a round of applause for
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| suddenly not the guy who spent four years
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| | Buffalo. The Bulls shook off the fact
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| sucking his thumb in the fetal position
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| | that they're in Upstate New York in
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| in Cleveland, but Week 10 still seemed
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| | November, and that 41-0 drubbing at B.C.,
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| like it was missing something. And it
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| | to hammer visiting Kent State 41-14 as
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| wasn't Jean-Luc Picard.
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| | 16-point dogs. It must seem like forever
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| I don't know. When you find it, let me
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| | ago that the Golden Flashes were the
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| know. In the meantime, here are a few
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| | Cinderella team atop the MAC.
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| leftover thoughts from the World of
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| | - Kudos to the Houston defense. All of
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| College Football:
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| | the focus heading into their showdown
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| - Memo to Bob Ryan: Georgia isn't the
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| | with Tulsa was on the Hurricane secondary
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| only team in the South that plays
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| | against Kevin Kolb. But it was the
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| "between the hedges". Auburn comes to
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| | Cougars defense that really made the
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| mind. The whole idea of his story was to
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| | difference by holding Tulsa to a mere 10
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| gather insight into why those Simple
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| | points.
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| Southerners love college football.
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| | Along those same lines, you had to be
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| Instead, he made himself look like and
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| | impressed by San Jose State shutting out
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| asshole. Good show.
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| | New Mexico State in the second half on
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| - Florida managed to hold off a game
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| | Saturday. Say what you will about how bad
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| Vanderbilt club, but they lost DT Marcus
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| | the Aggies are, they were playing at home
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| Thomas for the rest of the year. Thomas,
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| | and were completely locked down by a
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| who was recently spotted with Puff The
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| | Spartans defense on a mission.
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| Magic Dragon, is believed to have failed
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| | - So much for a letdown from Oregon
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| a drug test. What is this world coming to
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| | State. Good go. They've been hopped up on
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| when college kids are doing drugs?
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| | adrenaline, amphetamines and anger for
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| - Memo to Chase Daniels: There are
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| | two weeks now and absolutely destroyed
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| cameras on you. Lots of them. In fact,
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| | the utterly befuddled Arizona State
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| ESPN is only slightly less intrusive than
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| | squad. The Beavers are suddenly No. 24 in
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| the National Security Agency and a
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| | the BCS rankings after their fourth
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| proctologist. For those of you that don't
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| | straight win.
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| know, the Missouri quarterback was caught
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| | And poor Stanford. Can you imagine what
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| on the Worldwide Leader picking his nose
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| | it must've been like at those practices
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| and eating it. Yup. It's as bad as it
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| | last week? It must have felt something
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| sounds.
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| | like Nagasaki on Aug. 10, right after
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| - Great weekend for the Bluegrass State.
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| | those U.S. warning leaflets rained down
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| First, Louisville downed West Virginia in
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| | over them and one day before The Rapture
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| an outstanding and exciting game on
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| | rained down over them.
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| Thursday. Next, Kentucky stunned
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| | - My hated rival, Bob Stoops, had another
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| staggering Georgia on Saturday. Good
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| | great weekend. No, the Sooners didn't
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| times, and I'm sure plenty of moonshine
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| | cover. But they did score their second
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| was imbibed throughout the ordeal.
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| | straight impressive Big 10 road win by
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| However, I'm still not sure that the best
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| | topping Texas A&M. Stoops showed a lot of
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| team won that WVU-Louisville game. I'm
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| | stones going for it on fourth-and-1, from
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| not taking anything away from the Cards.
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| | his own 29-yard line, with less than two
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| They're an outstanding team. Truly
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| | minutes to go in a one-point game. Maybe
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| top-notch. But they were playing at home,
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| | it's luck. Or maybe he's that good. I'll
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| befitted from six fumbles (three
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| | let you decide.
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| recovered), and managed both a special
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| | - Those are some huge stones that Stoops
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| teams and defensive touchdown. That stuff
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| | showed, but how about Houston's Nutts?
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| is a little fluky to me.
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| | The Arkansas skipper also made a bold
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| I still hold to the claim that Louisville
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| | maneuver when he yanked golden boy Mitch
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| will not go undefeated. I said it last
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| | Mustain after one pass - ONE PASS -
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| week, and I'll say it again.
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| | against South Carolina. Yes, that pass
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| - It's a good thing LSU won that game
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| | was intercepted. But now Nutt has opened
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| because they got screwed - AGAIN - by the
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| | the Pandora's Box of a quarterback
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| officials. That ball CLEARLY touched a
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| | controversy. Sophomore Casey Dick played
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| Tennessee blocker in the second quarter
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| | well, and has been named the starter, but
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| even though replay upheld the ruling as a
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| | this is a fine line that Nutt is walking.
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| touchback. Instead of being up 14-0 and
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| | It's a gamble - and you know we respect
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| on the way to a blowout, they made me
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| | that around here.
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| sweat out a stirring fourth-quarter
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